A nice grandma to bake more cookies.
john sassbert
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hello friends i am gone
hi there followers
i couldn’t handle tumblr’s bullshit a couple of years ago so i stopped using it
and since i’ve been getting more followers i would like to officially say that i will never use it again
or will i
not under this account that’s for damn sure this is depressing
anyway see you in hell bye
After seeing Jurassic World
- Bro 1: bro
- Bro 2: yeah, bro?
- Bro 1: you're my din-BRO
- Bro 2: bRO
After seeing Jurassic World
- Bro 1: bro
- Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
- Bro 1: you're not just dino-mite, you're my dino-mate
- Bro 2: bRO
woah tumblr what
i uh, i made a tumblr. cant wait to not regret this.
good luck trying to not regret it,,,,,
me in 2013: BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE [punches you in the face twice in quick succession] DARK DARK
me in 2015: HEAVY METAL BROKE MY [punches you in the face twice in quick succession] HEART
when you can hear a singers accent in a song (◕‿◕✿)
BUT AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HUNDRED MAYLES AND AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HUNDRED MORE JUST TA BEE THA MAN HOO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYLES TA FALL DAWN AT YER DOOR
I don’t know whether I love you or hate you
sixpenceee